Off to the Ranch #39: An outrageously over-engineered chicken water bowl

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Holy mad man! I fume every time the chickens' water bowl needs some cleaning. The old sink used as waterer is loosely laying on bricks, making it wobbly and quite improvised. Plus, the drain pipe is out of place and always clogged in dirt. It's the most infuriating no-problemo, since the solution is easy-peasy.

We started using an old sink because it's incredibly easy to clean/change the water — just open the drain and voila. Secondly, because those two-winged demons destroyed their water feeder. But, the sink needed a solid base whose construction was postponed. And postponed. And here we are.

To the wood pile

Our pile of scrap boards always saves the day. The idea involved a simple wooden base with a cut to pass the drain pipe to the back and away from the chicken coop. After measuring, cutting at the table saw, and nailing, the result is a wooden frame to serve as a sink base. So good so far, young Padawan.

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Thinking

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Building


Below is a pic of the drain pipe. Seriously, this poop should not be over-thought... it's a bloody chicken water bowl after all. Anyways. We open the sink plug and old water flows down the drain as new water goes in using a hose. That is that. But no. That wouldn't make an interesting post.

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Drain


Back to the chicken field and satisfied with the masterpiece, I install the sink somewhere else and step back to enjoy the finesse of my project.

Too high

"That's too high," says dad. "Little chicks won't reach that."

Ah, for f**k's sake! He's probably right and I may have to re-think the project, though it's annoying to spend more time on something so frugal.

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Almost done


Armed of an angry determination to finish the project for good, I attack the wood pile once again. At first I thought of a ramp, but that wouldn't be over-engineered enough. Once again: cut here, nail there and pimba! I came up with an outrageously over-engineered chicken water bowl.

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An outrageously over-engineered chicken water bowl


Stupid? Yes. Absurd? Also. We could've easily used anything to water the chickens, but that wouldn't look as cool as a 5 start spa for chickens — that I hope they'll use.

Do you also build something and then realize how exaggerated it is? Let me know on the comments.

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Perfect project to over-engineer! Love it 😅

Now imagine if the little two-winged jurassic fat birds decide to completely ignore such a masterpiece. xDD

:D That would be disastrously funny

Noooooooooo, i'd send the chicks straight to the pan, bastards

😅

It’s fun to over engineer 😎
Looks good though.
Have a great new week!

Right? We can always stare at the creation and laugh xD it sure makes the day brighter. Awesome week for you too ☺️

It sure does make a day brighter 😊 it’s cool. Keep building 😎

Thanks a lot!

Cool job! I am curious to learn whether they do actually use this or decide to just shit on your invention ;<)

Voting for the second option, since all they do is to destroy stuff 🤬

Perhaps you can give them the right example?

Build a man sized one, next to it, and use it to demonstrate its function.
Have you thought of that? ;<)